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//Saturday, January 17, 2009 1:09 PM
Top 10 Things You Should not do in an lift.
I think my recent entries were too emotional. So I decided to be random! Hence.... THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to the other other passengers. 3. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 4. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 5. Do Tai Chi exercises. 6. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 7. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 8. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 9. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the five cent coin you dropped down the shaft go "plink"at the bottom. 10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Secondly, RMIT Student Council is recruiting. So we decided to boogey. |
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